It’s Hot Out…

I think I’ll leave it inside. At least for the first part of Thursday, since I will be recording a podcast in my basement lair. After that, I plan on heading over to the golf course to try out my Father’s Day gift, a 5 fairway wood from the boys, and possibly look for a little MILF action while sipping a delightful Arnold Palmer at the pool. What are the odds that Arnie would actually like the drink named after him? Good, actually since he invented it. I have invented several alcoholic beverages over the years, but sadly the most exotic thing I drink these days is a Shirley Temple. I would love it if someone would invent a Steve Dahl, and pay me royalties off of it. Come to think of it, it’s a bout time for a name change on that Shirley Temple drink. I say we start a campaign to get the Shirley Temple changed to a Steve Dahl. Sure, it’s a drink originally concocted for, and named after a girl, but at this stage in my career, I can’t be too picky. Kiddie Cocktail sends the wrong message to the kids, so that’s a bad name too. Don’t email me about a Roy Rogers, either. A Roy Rogers is Coke and grenadine not 7UP (originally ginger ale) and grenadine like a Shirley/Kiddie. Let’s get this done people! I can’t be known as the inventor of the Quirky Turkey, Uncle Slam, and the Candy Corn, they’ll take my AA medallions away. And possibly my AAA card as well!