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Why I Can’t Drive

Jim Shorts Driving

  Me and Frank the Alcoholic hit and kill a woman years ago in Fort Wayne, Indiana at a local K-Mart. I am never allowed to drive an automobile again. Art by Dan Vic

May 30th, 2012 | Read More »

Meanest Bosses

All American

Lots of workers pour their hearts and souls into their work, but it’s the rare employee who actually surrenders an organ to save a boss’ life. But that’s exactly what Debbie Stevens (pictured at left) did last year, and now the onetime secretary is challenging her former employer for firing her shortly after the operation […]

April 24th, 2012 | Read More »

Professional Athletes…


Professional Athletes are not always known for their intelligence. Many are not especially articulate… okay, most of them are not known to be articulate. This is a list of the top 15 people who made us laugh, either by being completely clueless, stating the obvious, or just by being outrageous. 1. “Left hand, right hand, […]

April 16th, 2012 | Read More »

The NCAA Final Four

College Cheerleaders

The NCAA Final Four will feature nothing but blue bloods. Pedestrian teams need not apply. The four teams that advanced to New Orleans have combined for 159 NCAA tournaments, 49 Final Fours (counting this year), and 13 national championships. Yes, all of them have won at least one title. The field for next weekend at […]

March 26th, 2012 | Read More »

Sports with Jim Shorts, Friday Sports Headlines, Kind Of….

Jim Shorts HD

Hey Suckies: It’s Friday and I lost big money last night because of one big upset in college basketball, this year sucks, please God, let baseball start please. March Madness got a bit crazy last night in Phoenix as Louisville knocked off top-seeded Michigan State, 57-44. Louisville’s Gorgui Dieng blocked seven shots and Michigan State […]

March 23rd, 2012 | Read More »

Payton Place-Payton Manning Digs Denver’s Cheerleaders

Dahl Denver Bronco Cheerleader Sam

The wait if over, “Denver just has better looking tail” I told you Kevheads that Payton would choose Denver and it was this cheerleader “Sam” who scored the biggest QB touch down in NFL history. If you want to make some money, place a bet by this weekend in Vegas. Denver’s odds of winning the […]

March 19th, 2012 | Read More »

Jim Shorts: Hey Bob, your daughter is one hot bitch

NCAA Basketball Girl

Jim Shorts Sports Director Dahl.com Hey Suckies: I am loosing my ass because the NCAA is fixed and the players don’t give a rat’s ass and should be kicked out of college and sent directly into the Army. Eat me you all suck. Many of the NCAA players are just hoping the NBA scouts are […]

March 17th, 2012 | Read More »

Kevhead Pop Quiz

Jim eating popcile

Kevheads: I was talking with Kevin this weekend and we wanted to test you “Kevheads” with some Kevhead trivia, how well do you know me, Kevin and the shows history? Try and answer these simple questions most Kevheads can answer, can you? Is Jim Shorts my real name? In Jr. High, Kevin Matthews attended classes […]

March 12th, 2012 | Read More »

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